Not a real turtle. But once, when pondering “what animal would you be if you were an animal” in college, I decided my friend K be would a turtle. Turtles do make great friends: they’re cautious and cheeky and sage and can bite off your finger or munch passively on a leaf. Turtles hang around. … Continue reading
It started because I realized, for all my claims of following a heathly diet– booze and cupcakes aside, of course– I still eat a lot of processed food. I love vegetarian and vegan fake meat products. I’m not the kind of vegetarian who believes that eating soy bacon is somehow a hypocritical act. It may … Continue reading
Erin had a birthday recently, and naturally I offered to make her boozy cupcakes. (One cannot make their own birthday cupcakes; its just not done. It is just not done.) Erin is a very special lady, so I wanted to make a very special boozy cupcake. But being me, I had to work late/take a … Continue reading
